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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

March Madness



From: Jason Redacted
Sent: Monday, March 12, 2012 10:53 AM
To: allbasf
Subject: Esprit de Corps is Challenging You to enter the NCAA Tournament Challenge


Welcome to the BASF NCAA Tournament Challenge! Compete against your friends and co-workers for bragging rights and a prize. Fill out a bracket at the link below and follow the action as the tournament progresses. You must enter by the morning of Thursday, March 15th before the first game of the Tournament.


Hi, Jason

I hope my entry isn’t too late to be considered for the competition.  These are my brackets for this year.  As you can see, one of them is curly; the other one (on the right) is square.  The curly one is pink with turquoise shading, and has been ‘bedazzled’ along its outer flank.  The square one has been 22k gold-leafed(!) which is why it’s all shiny like that.

Good luck to all who competed!

xxBruce

March Madness 




Hi Bruce,

Thank you for your entry.

Unfortunately the bracket attacked by a bedazzling gun was disqualified by NCAA officials for academic violations and the bracket out of Aziz Ansari’s typographical collection was recently beaten by Long Beach State.

We thank you for playing.  Please keep an eye out for future Esprit de Corp’s contests, such as Hunger Games: BASF Edition.

Best,

Jason


 Here it is colored in.

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