brucine (broo'-seen), 1) n. Pharm., Chem. a bitter, poisonous alkaloid, C23H26N2O4, obtained from the nux vomica tree; 2) n. Bruce Bortin's 'low-impact' weblog

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Obstruction1


Obstruction1, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

I'm playing around with a response to Lars Von Trier's film about Jørgen Leth's film, The Perfect Human.

Look at him. Look at him now. Look at him all the time.

Big brucine ups to tkling for alerting me to all that existential Dutch cinema stuff.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Samba & Dagmar


Samba & Dagmar, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Dagmar's new haircut is super-cute. Isn't it?

Samba, Rendered Futuristically


Samba, Rendered Futuristically, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Naked Tea Egg


Naked Tea Egg, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Mary likes these. I'm not so sure, although, to be fair, my alimentary weather has been a little bit off lately.

Dyed Tea Egg


Dyed Tea Egg, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Monday, March 28, 2005

Cracked Egg


Cracked Egg, originally uploaded by dumbeast.


Now I have Anarchist Pox

Tom the Anarchist


Tom the Anarchist, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

From the Anarchist Bookfair last Saturday at Golden Gate Park in San Francisco

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Schiavo


Schiavo, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
Photo by Mary Jane Foran

Tasteless? Sure!
Inappropriate? Absolutely!
Unnecessary? I think not.

Of course it's despicable. But it sure isn't the worst thing you've seen this week.

This photo is in the "Frist" group at Flickr, where people are sending pictures of what ails them for photodiagnosis by Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist M.D.

Friday, March 25, 2005

Happy Purim


Happy Purim, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Let's hear it for Good Queen Esther!

Serra "Ballast"


Serra "Ballast", originally uploaded by dumbeast.

SF Chronicle article by Kenneth Baker here.
Big brucine ups to Cathy for finding it.

R.I.P. Bortino


R.I.P. Bortino, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

I pulled the plug on http://www.concentric.net/~bbortin yesterday. I've changed to Earthlink for my ISP, and maintaining the Concentric account for a website that I hardly ever use just didn't make sense.

I'll put something like bortino up somewhere else eventually. When I built the old site, I didn't heve a clue as to what I was doing, so it was held together with baling wire and chewing gum, and just porting it over to a new address is out of the question. It was time for a rebuild anyway.

This is the first time in five and a half years that I haven't had a website, and it feels kind of strange, like I'm walking around with my fly open or wearing a cloisonne G.O.P. lapel pin or something. And a little bit blue.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Lobster Kit


Lobster Kit, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

At lunch today, the bread came in pieces that we were obviously supposed to assemble into the form of a crustacean.

What we were expected to do with it after that wasn't clear.

Shrooms


Shrooms, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Remote


Remote, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Car Story


Car Story, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

This picture wants a narrative.

Where did the other two wheels go?
What became of their car?
Whose coffee is that?
Did Mr Silver Car or Ms Black Sedan do anything, or did they just sit there on their radials, passively observing the mayhem, not lifting so much as a wiper blade to help out?

I need a story, people.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Pork


Pork, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
From the Department of Confusing Commercial Utterances

Red Snapper

Duck


Duck, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
From the Department of Confusing Commercial Utterances

Sturgeon

Spunky the Cow


Spunky the Cow, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Graffiti in the bathroom at Binh Minh Quan

Binh Minh Quan


Binh Minh Quan, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Mary came home early today. We met in Chinatown, and I took her out to lunch here. Lovely unpretentious Vietnamese food on a miserable rainy day.

Glen Teaching


Glen Teaching, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Mary was home sick for last night's Art 109 class, so I videotaped the lecture for her. Here's a still of our excellent teacher, Glen Moriwaki, near the start of class.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Warren, Lynne-Rachel, John


Warren, Lynne-Rachel, John, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

We're working on engulfing a clay woman in plaster.

Although it was fun helping Lynne-Rachel with her project, I am so glad that I'm no longer engaged in the making of objects.

Juiced Oil Slick


Juiced Oil Slick, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

This was on the pavement where the car with the

If It Has Tits or Wheels,

It Will Give You Trouble

license plate parks when it drove off the other day.

Friday, March 18, 2005

Wisconsin Death Trip


Wisconsin Death Trip, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
Photograph by Mary Jane Foran

Pamela's brother's machine shop, HAT!

Tiger Lilies


Tiger Lilies, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

New Sneaks


New Sneaks, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Grey Converse Lowtops

Thanks, Mary!

xxBB

de Young lamps installed


de Young lamps installed, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Photo by Tim Reilly

Tim took this shot while he & Dan were installing the lamps at the Cafe at the new de Young Mueum in Golden Gate Park. I'll probably be using it in the video that I'm making of the project.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Jean Drives Bart's Car--Exquisite Corpse State 2

Here's Bart's drawing with my addition to it. Now I'll pass it back to him, and we'll see what he does with it.

Bart'sCar


Bart'sCar, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Bart Johnson sent me this as the beginning of a collaborative drawing.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Seatless Bicycle Locked to BART


Seatless Bicycle Locked to BART, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Neatly juxtaposed to the golden gloves/shopping cart element.

Gotta love those Situationists!

Boxing Glove Shopping Cart


Boxing Glove Shopping Cart, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

This, along with the bicycle Kryptonited to the BART railing nearby, was obviously a public art installation.

Wall


Wall, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Near Los Cantaros restaurant. My, what a lot of character it has!

Monday, March 14, 2005

Tom


Tom, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Here's Tom playing with what used to be the Chazz Cats after the ceremony. Those guys are getting really good.

Wendel, Katie, Cathy


Wendell, Katie, Cathy, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Wendell is speaking about Richard. It was a nice speech, good thoughts well expressed. I thought he'd never shut up.

When he did, the folk trio came on, precipitating my unfortunate outburst. Y'see, I was concentrating so much psychic energy on not running away, screaming, into the woods, that my anti-giggle circuit failed, and I started laughing uncontrollably.

I apologize.

Katane


Katane, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Richard


Richard, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Richard in the waning moments of his bachelorhood.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

BAoOR


BAoOR, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Bank of the Orient on Oakland.
Sombody did some shading on the square inside the circle.

Stag


Stag, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Here's Richard at his bachelor party.

While this photograph mis-represents the party's actual vibe, I'm glad that it was Mort's bow-tie, passed down to me, that inspired this moment of giddiness.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Ray's nether bits...


Ray's nether bits..., originally uploaded by dumbeast.

...sometimes need a good airing out.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Adam, Audrey, Al


Adam, Audrey, Al, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Adam & Audrey were passing a strip of silver duct tape back and forth. When this picture was taken, it was on Adam's back. But it had been on Audrey's jeans a few minutes before. I don't have any idea what those guys were up to.

And isnt Al the last word in "Avuncular-al!"

Please, Sir...


Please, Sir..., originally uploaded by dumbeast.

...photography at Anthropologie is not allowed."

But, I mean to say,

CROTCH DOTS!

Later that same day...


Later that same day..., originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Monday, March 07, 2005

Spring Frond


Spring Frond, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Some kind of philodendron, I think.

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Spork


Spork, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Taco Bell

Neck Face is Ugly


Neck Face is Ugly, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

19th & Broadway, Oakland

Friday, March 04, 2005

Tree Meter


Tree Meter, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Oakland, CA.
Washington St, near Jack London Square.
The escutcheon thing sort of floating above the root kind of puzzles me. If "escutcheon" is the word I want.

Cover Letter


Cover Letter, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

I sent this letter to Stanley Bard, manager of the Chelsea Hotel, along with a DVD of the footage that we shot of the Gates project, and the interview that Mr Bard gave about Christo & Jeanne-Claude's time at the Chelsea in the 60's.

Last Monday at class, I gave a copy of the same DVD to Glen Moriwaki, who promised me an "A" in the class, but I don't think he was serious.

Stump


Stump, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Foliage


Foliage, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Daffodils


Daffodils, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

At the Chinatown Community Center

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Trank Kitty


Trank Kitty, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Pearl on Elavil

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