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Thursday, December 29, 2016

Shlomo the Hanukkah Moose wishes you a joyous Festival of Lights


Shlomo Assembly Diagram Orientation of legs, hooves. 

RF=Right Front 
LF=Left Front 
RR=Right Rear 
LR=Left Rear 

Arrows point frontward. Legs fit snugly over little bamboo pegs which come out of moose belly.

When setting Shlomo up, make his stance as wide as possible. Shlomo is most stable when he is amply moose-spread. 

Shlomo prefers cheap-ass birthday candles and does not concern himself with what color candle goes where 

During the off-season, Shlomo can be compactly stored in his Maccabeus-Box

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