"Hi, I'm wondering if you have any cord heavier than this." I showed the salesman at
the tackleshop some 250lb-test braided nylon fishing line.
"...So, what're'ya gonna make with this?"
"Well, I crochet, so..."
"Oh, so you're gonna knit a skirt!"
"Yeah, sure. So do you have anything heavier?"
"Well, in bulk, I've got this stuff. It's 300lb test."
"Yeah, what's it made of? Is that a polymer of some kind?"
"It's not a polymer, it's whaddya, that bulletproof, Kelvar."
"Great. So I could knit a bulletproof vest. Right. So what's the price on that?"
"This here? It's twenty cents a yard. That'd be three feet."
"Yeah, okay, thanks a lot. That's a little too high for the amount I'd need. Thanks though....I think I need to tinkle. Do you have a ladies room?"