brucine (broo'-seen), 1) n. Pharm., Chem. a bitter, poisonous alkaloid, C23H26N2O4, obtained from the nux vomica tree; 2) n. Bruce Bortin's 'low-impact' weblog

Monday, November 30, 2009

Crochet/Silicone Experiment II


Crochet/Silicone Experiment II, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
  1. Turned the bowl inside-out.
  2. Protected balloon with a sandwich-bag "condom".
  3. Smoothed silicone over surface with a spatula.
So far, so good.




Something in my cultural memory is thinking about reed baskets covered with pitch. Or maybe that's just my imagination.

Happy Sink



Happy Sink, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
The faucet handles on our bathroom sink have these sharp angles on them. (Photo of uncovered handles here.) I've got a permanent sore on the inside of my left middle finger from turning on the hot water. So today I got a scrap innertube from Bay Area Bikes, cut a couple sections from it, and fitted them over the handles. Nicely cushioned grips. Now the sink is happy! Thanks, Bay Area Bikes!

Pruntilla Models Huntley's New Cape.

I think maybe Pruntilla needs a cape too. It'll be her disguise for when she transforms into Pruntzilla.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Crochet/Silicone Experiment

Crochet nylon mason's twine with silicone.


Crochet/silicone Experiment, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

I was trying to make a watertight semiflexible composite material. I crocheted a bowl shape, squirted RTV silicone sealant into the inside of it and smushed it around with a plastic spatula.

Then I inflated a balloon into the bowl, forcing the silicone to ooze thru the holes in the crochet.






Then I learned that curing silicone destroys balloons.

I also learned that it's not easy to work with sealant without it turning into a big gooey mess. Well, I guess I re-learned that.

The enterprise FAILed spectacularly! The interior of the bowl is all cucky, and while the outside surface has some interesting areas, it's also got a bunch of ugly smudged parts. Back to the drawing board on this one.

More pix here

Turkey Breastbone


Turkey Breastbone, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Breastbone from this year's turkey, after getting the bejesus boiled out of it for stock.

Turkey Breastbone


Turkey Breastbone, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Breastbone from this year's turkey, after getting the bejesus boiled out of it for stock.

Turkey Breastbone


Turkey Breastbone, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Breastbone from this year's turkey, after getting the bejesus boiled out of it for stock.

Turkey Breastbone


Turkey Breastbone, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Breastbone from this year's turkey, after getting the bejesus boiled out of it for stock.

Turkey Breastbone


Turkey Breastbone, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Breastbone from this year's turkey, after getting the bejesus boiled out of it for stock.

Turkey Breastbone


Turkey Breastbone, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Breastbone from this year's turkey, after getting the bejesus boiled out of it for stock.

Drilling Quantum Foam


Drilling Quantum Foam, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

with a 5/32" bit which subsequently broke.

Quantum Foam work setup


Quantum Foam work setup, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

The overhanging ficus tree was working my last nerve.

Autumn leaves


Autumn leaves, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

...of a tree which I think of as being probably a honeysuckle, but honestly, after nearly 30 years living in Oakland, I really don't know.

Megan with Bad-Bad Sign


Megan with Bad-Bad Sign, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

I think it's like totally bogus to put a sign that says PIE PIE in front of a goddamn copy shop. They don't even have any pie. They have maybe a picture of pie. It's really not the same thing.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Hyperbolic Crochet


Hyperbolic Crochet, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

See theiff.org/gallery/index.html#, where I hope to submit this for the Crochet Hyperbolic Coral Reef Project. For extra credit: It's Mobius. And hella flouncy!














Detail

__________________________________________________________

PS: DENIED!


On Nov 29, 2009, at 8:19 PM, Bruce Bortin wrote:

Dear Ms Wertheim & Ms Wertheim

I learned about your project a few weeks ago and immediately got to work. I've made a piece that I'd like to submit. Can you tell me how to go about doing this?

Thanks! I love what you're doing, and would welcome the opportunity to participate.

xx Bruce Bortin
_________________________________________________________________________
fromInstituteForFiguring
toBruce Bortin
dateMon, Dec 7, 2009 at 5:17 PM
subjectRe: Submission for hyperbolic coral reef project

Dear Bruce

thanks for your email. nice to hear you like the project. your piece is very charming

due to overwhelming response we are no longer accepting new pieces for the project
we have more now than we can physically handle - its truly been astonding.

all best wishes
margaretw

Margaret Wertheim
Institute For Figuring
PO Box 50346
Los Angeles CA 90050
323.256.5641


Sunday, November 22, 2009

Neurons Detail 01


Neurons Detail 01, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Slumped glass (fire-tinted with CuO on the SnO side of the glass), silver leaf, paint

Puzzling Detritus on 10th St


Puzzling Detritus on 10th St, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Whadda we got here? Nuts, bolts, makeup brushes, washers, office supplies, bungee, a tube of glue, a comb...?

Pearl Drinking


Pearl Drinking
Originally uploaded by dumbeast
In the morning sunlight.

Lilies 07


Lilies 07, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Lilies 10


Lilies 10, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

H1N1 sticker


H1N1 sticker, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

I fought for a solid week to convince the hospital where I do SSI outreach in the methadone clinic to vaccinate me against H1N1. I had to become a very squeaky wheel.

This is the sticker that they gave me to put on my employee badge, to show that I've been vaccinated. Lacking a badge, I stuck it on my watch.

Until I got my shot, I was not myself. Some people get a reaction to the vaccination. I had a reaction to being denied vaccination. I'm glad that I stood up for my and Meghan's rights. And I, along with everybody else, am glad that that's over. Thanks to Katie for taking my purse to Mary when I left it at the office. Thanks to Marga for referring to the hosebag as a purse.

Mobius Hyperbolic Crochet Version 1-04

My first attempt at contribution to the crochet coral reef project. This photo is from a couple weeks ago. The thing has gotten much bigger(and flouncier!) since then. More current photos to follow soon.

Buttermilk Sky


Buttermilk Sky, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Over Oakland, 11/11/09

Jig for Hanging Quantum Foam


Jig for Hanging Quantum Foam, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Jig for drilling the holes in the frame. I made the jig out of vinyl erasers from the dollar store, held together with krazy glue.







Here's the hardware that I'll be drilling the holes for

















And here's how the jig works. It'll allow me to locate & drill the holes for the screws quickly and accurately.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

House Made Out of Toothpicks and Mini-Marshmallows

In the hand of a very happy 5-year-old on Mission St. Nov 20, 2009.

I only got a quick glimpse of the object, but the structure was immediately apparent. As was the kid's emotional state.

...And I'm thinking: "But there's no triangles on the bottom half!"

But I'm not sure whether this really happened, or maybe I just dreamed it.










...Later, that same weekend....

This one, I'm pretty sure it's real.


A Day Late and $19.53 (well spent!) Short



















Late entree for this.

His Serene Holiness, Warren Ellis, Iridescent Cloud-Prince, writes like a hysterical bug-eyed motherfucker. I love that man.

Photo by Mary Jane Foran

Friday, November 20, 2009

Last night on "Dr. Geoffrey Mumbles, M.D."

"A demon, doctor? Are you...sure?"
"No, no,
not a demon. We found edema in his diaphragm."

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Hanging Quantum Foam


Hanging Quantum Foam, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Keith @ Flood Bldg's plan

Hat for Bob Foran

Mary's computer's battery dell


Mary's computer's battery dell, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Dell Latitude 620

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