Mercury

We took John & Kum out to dinner last night at Santa Barbara's hip new restaurant, Elements. I only wish I'd brought my harem pants.

Mercury, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

"I'd like to start out with a nice bowl of mercury, followed by the molybdenum, yes, I'd like that medium rare. And for desert, if I have room, I'd love to try a little of the hafnium torte. With some sodium curls. Thanks."