Sunday Afternoon Expense Account

1. Eat half a slice of cheese.
   
2. Ride to Piedmont.
3. Buy sandwich at grocery store $5.99, 2 skeins of wool @$6.99, ticket to movie $8
   
4. Eat half of sandwich on park bench. That cheese was pungent.
   
5. Devise design of new woolen oven mitt.
6. 
   
7. "Crochet shark oven mitt, batik-bleach belly"
   
8. Buy an espresso $2.
9. Go to theater way early.
   
10. Text Mary.
11. Talk to Mary in lobby, losing bike rearview. Was that limburger?
    
12. Usher comes into theater: "Anybody ride a bike here?" My heart skipped a beat. "Missing a little mirror?"
    
13. "Yeah! That's me. Thank you so much!"
    
14. Watch a bunch of much too loud ads, then Cyrus, which if it was a book, I would have stopped reading at page 100. About a dysfunctional mother/son & John C Riley triangle situation.
15. After movie, thank wrong usher.
    
16. Go outside, aak! sunglasses
17. Being from Wisconsin makes me a much less macho bicyclist. Ride most of the way home on sidewalk. Ugh. Like squaw.
18. Buy quarters at BART $1
19. Buy more quarters store $3
20. Come home, switch the glasses that I repaired with their nearly identical mates, in attempted gaslighting of the Missus.
21. [snickers]