Bernardino's

Bernardinos, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Inyokern, CA

San Ber'dino
Music & Lyrics by Frank Zappa

She lives in mojave in a winnebago
His name is bobby, he looks like a potato

Shes in love with a boy
>from the rodeo
Who pulls the rope on the chute
When they let those suckers go

Hes a slobberin drunk at the palomino
They give him thirty days in san berdino

Well theres forty-four men
Stashed away in tank c
An theres only one shower
But it dont apply to bobby

You may think theyre
Dumb an lonely
But youre wrong
cause their love is strong
Stacked-up hair
An a cheap little ring
They dont care
cause it dont mean a thing

Looka there...
They dont care

Best-est way that
They can feel-o
Out on the highway
Rollin a wheel-o
Hes her tootsie
Shes for real-o
Trailer park heaven
Its a real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o

The rest of their lives
In san berdino
Gonna spend the rest of their lives
In san berdino
The rest of their lives
In san berdino
Come on with me
Come on with me
Come on with me
Down in san berdino
Just 60 miles, 60 miles
Down the san berdino freeway
They got some dark green air
An you can choke all day
Thats right!
Gonna spend the rest of their lives
Rest of their lives
Rest of their lives

Say now
Aint talkin bout fontana
Aint talkin bout uh uh
Aint talkin bout uh uh
Aint talkin bout uh uh
Aint talkin bout the redlands, no no
Zulch is the auto works
Im telling you
Thats where they take
All the cars that they hurt
Come on and lets all go down to san berdino
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Lets-a go down down down
Down in san berdino
Wouldja blieve it
San berdino
San berdino
(got to call it)
San berdino
(cmere)
San berdino
Etc., etc., etc.
The rest of their lives
In san berdino

Oh bobby, Im sorry you gotta head like a potato
I really am