All of Our Spatulas Have Personality Disorders

Sticks to food


Thermoplastic Handle


Melts when it gets warm


Harbors a deeply held moral and philosophical opposition to being underneath food. Dislikes it intensely. Creeps it out.
Getting under food is pretty much what the spatulin’ game is all about. I just don’t get what this one’s problem is.

 

MJF:  “What’re these, warts?”