Kaiser Cheaps Out

Kaiser Cheaps Out, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Kaiser sent me my last batch of Lipitor at double my prescribed dosage, and along with it, they sent, free of charge, my own pill splitter. The enclosed info sheet explained that Lipitor is an expensive drug, and they get a better deal on a few high-dosage pills than on a lot of lower (correct) dosage pills.

So if it's not too much trouble, Bruce, couldja just, you know, chop 'em in half and control your dosage that way? Uh-huh.Yeah. Great....That'd be super!