brucine (broo'-seen), 1) n. Pharm., Chem. a bitter, poisonous alkaloid, C23H26N2O4, obtained from the nux vomica tree; 2) n. Bruce Bortin's 'low-impact' weblog

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Proofed one of Al's briefs today, and was it ever a stinkeroo.

Here's what I think: Lawyers should have subliminal pleading paper. Paper that, while it's being read, it exudes clandestiine messages:

"The clerk of the court is a benevolent demigod."
"The clerk of the court is mythologically wise."
"His Honor is SO good lookin'."

Friday, February 11, 2005

FoxNews, Anarchy, Explosion


FoxNews, Anarchy, Explosion, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Video still from an ad for the Anarchist Bookfair. The FoxNews logo gets exploded and replaced by the

XXX
ANARCHY
NEWS
logo.

________________________________________________

This might be the last pictorial entry that I'll be able to do for a while. I'm going on the road, and I won't be able to upload photos to the blog, although I'm considering some work-arounds. Stay tuned, brucine-ariños.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Still Life with Raymond


Still Life with Raymond, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Mary brought home this nice jade-glass vase with Lillies of the Valley last night. For the New Year. And any still life is enhanced by the presence of Ray.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

DMV


DMV, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

At the DMV to renew my license today. It could have been worse.

Gung hay fat choy.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Jean


Jean, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Nessie & I interviewed Jean Pauline on Saturday.

Here's a still from the video. We're trying to lash together an ad spot for the Anarchist Bookfair, coming sometime in March.

Sunday, February 06, 2005

nessie erased


nessie erased, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Nessie & I got a start on the Anarchaeology project yesterday, shooting some video of Jean I Don't Know Her Last Name in the garden behind her house in Oakland. We got some good footage, and i'm pleased with the sound quality. That Jean has a lot to say, and I'm glad that people will be able to hear her.

Nessie doesn't want his visage to be shown on the video, so I processed him out with a big fuzzy blue dot. And I heliumed up his voice, too

Saturday, February 05, 2005

Masthead1


Masthead1, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

I'm wrestling with a rebuild of my website,

bortino

Since I haven't yet arrived at a coherent design concept yet, the going has been a little bit rocky.

Struggle, struggle.

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Beer-o-plasm


Beer-o-plasm, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

At the New Delhi Bar with Mary. Why is it necessary to advertise beer?

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Super Dad


Super Dad, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

From the Department of Confusing Commercial Utterances.

Yesterday, I finally got myself hooked up to DSL. In the box with the modem and the disk, Earthlink included a bunch of ads for additional products and services.

This one, for a wireless router, featured photos of a very fairskinned family, all enjoying wireless computing in different venues about the home.

It's Dad that's bothering me. Check his hair, that swirled pompadour action there. Where have I seen that before? DC Comics, that's where.

Dad here is obviously a middle-aged version of the Man of Steel, and oh, look, Superman's got WiFi, and a cordless phone! Now, isn't that nice!

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

17th & Webster Graffiti


17th & Webster Graffiti, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

This is a wall facing a parking lot. It looks like the paint was applied with a brush or maybe a spraycan on the end of a long, flexible stick.

I'm not saying it's good; I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just saying that somebody went to an awful lot of trouble to put this piece up.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Doc


Doc, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Today's theme is surveillance. It started with an email from nessie outlining all the evil privacy issues that come unannounced and unbidden with your free gmail account.

Later, I ran into our mutual friend Doc at Bevmo. I took a picture of him while he was waiting in the checkout line.

One of the checkers saw me do this and told me, "I don't think you're allowed to shoot that in here," so I put my camera away. After a minute, the checker asked me what I was doing, still hanging around there. I told him I was waiting for my friend to check out.

Would he like me to wait outside?

"No, I guess that's alright. Sir."

I don't know. It's not as if they're not videoing everybody who enters their store. Very discreet, tiny cameras, but they're there, if you bother to look for them, which is what I was doing while I waited for Doc to check out.

As a younger man, I would have raised a stink about all this. It would have taken the form of going around ostentatiously photographing all their surveillance equipment until they called security and had me removed. But, Christ, the checker was probably just having a bad day and wanted to rag on somebody. I mean, he's probably making $5 a day waiting on alcoholics and, truth be told, I'm one of them, and I'd rather not get 86'd from the store.

Buh.

Saturday, January 29, 2005

Pearl Closeup


pearl 006, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

After she calmerd down a bit, she came and sat on my lap.

Isn't that a shoener punim?

Pearl Emerging


Pearl Emerging, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Pearl worked herself into the comforter yesterday. Here she is scooting out of it.

Friday, January 28, 2005

Snowflakes


Snowflakes, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Hello, hello, hello. Alright. I made covers for the DVD of "A Tour of Bruce's Colon" yesterday.

Manilla filefolders painted acrylic brown, entrapping handcut snowflakes, just like in kindergarten, each one different. Like Hillel's Moral ABC. All one! All one!

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Mini-Black


Mini-Black, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Department of revolting commercial utterances.

This is a box of little cookies or crackers, I guess. From the new Korean market on 14th St. Where Eugene's used to be.

Oh, ugh.

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