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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Bayer



Bayer, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
"That's probably not even close to being a shooting pain in my left arm. I'm sure it's nothing." I was on the 9 San Bruno, heading back to HAP from Ward 93. "Naah, it'll go away soon. This is not an event."

It was still bothering me when I got to the office. I was still trying to deny it was happening. I sat down at my desk and opened my messenger bag. Oh crap, really? I'd left some files and my legal pad at Ward 93. Crap. Crappity crap-crap crap.

Gotta go back. There goes my lunch hour. And that's going to be two more rides on the eternally charming 9 San Bruno. This is just great.

I bought a five-dollar chicken & cheese sandwich at the Martha & Bros. on the corner and bolted it angrily on my way to the bus stop. Still trying to ignore that arm. I remembered all the times I had laughed, ha ha!, at similar sensations in my right arm. Ha! Right arm pain? That signifies nothing! Ha, I tell you.

Sandwiches

I was able to get into Ward 93 and retrieve my stuff, although I did have to convince some lady there that I was legit and not a client. "There's some terribly confidential material in there." "I understand, ma'am. That's what I'm here for." Ramona at Reception vouched for me.

Back on the bus, I had the sudden realization that if anybody else was having shooting pains in his left arm, I would have told him to take an aspirin, right now, and not be an idiot. I got off at Walgreens and did just that. Whatever was going on between my left arm and my imagination eventually quit doing that. I hope that when I do start having an infarction, I'll remember this.

Aspirin

Chicken sandwich, sheesh. Contraindicated. What a douche.


Meter


Meter, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

1/26/2011 - Staff #72 - I wasn't sure how to mail such a huge envelope. When I told Margaret that I thought I'd just walk it down to the PO, she said not to, as my reimbursement would come out of HAP's Petty Cash acct, while the postage meter is billed directly to downtown. She said that Tuan would help me with the mailing.

I got Tuan at his desk. While I walked the western route to the meter, past Ramona's office, he headed east, then south past the JV's desks. Odd, I thought--a little bit longer route, I wonder why Tuan is--…and he stopped in the supply closet, came out with a roll of scotch tape.

He helped me with the mailing. I guess it IS alright to run a regular envelope thru the meter and scotch tape that to the larger envelope, which was what was hanging me up in the first place.

Tuan handed me the scotch tape dispenser, and the new roll of tape that he'd gotten out of the supply closet. "In case it run out," he told me. I taped the regular envelope to the big envelope.

It ran out. I don't know how he knew that it was about to run out, or what gave him the foresight to stop in the supply closet. I just know I'm a little freaked out.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Herbes de Provence

Sunday, January 23, 2011

St Annex



St Annex.jpg, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
Patron Saint of nihilarian bureaucracy.

Annex 03


Annex 03, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

FICTION (more like HUMOR if you ask me)

Ha-Ha Ha-Ha
San Francisco Public Library

Ruuuude Bike Saddle


Ruuuude Bike Saddle, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

It wanted to molest me. Nothing that plenty of black vinyl electrical tape won't cure.

Sombrero Fallout



Sombrero Fallout 3, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
These guys used my photo for their CD. Cheers, Mark! Cheers, Dave!
www.myspace.com/sombrerofalloutz



Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Strain Relief



Strain Relief, originally uploaded by dumbeast.
My headphones/earbuds always fail right where the cord meets the plug. I'm hoping this helps. Dental floss & krazy glue.

PS This only lasted about a week.  Seemed like the krazy glue caused the insulation on the wires to degrade.  It broke at the border where the glue stopped. I've made a new one using white duct-tape like stuff, and it's working beautifully.

Earbuds

Annex


Annex, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Right around 9:00 am

I Totally Proofed this Guy's Appellate Brief


Our Vacuum Cleaner


Our Vacuum Cleaner, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Takes Kenmore "O" Bags

We'll Be Home Soon, Ruthie


We'll Be Home Soon, Ruthie
Originally uploaded by dumbeast
After the teeth-cleaning. 'Faced.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Holy Crap, Sinners!

Some anonymous mega-tagger and I just got sort of published in Warren Ellis' blog. HAP gets a namecheck.

Here's the one that he didn't use:

Sunday, January 16, 2011

The People's Torah

If anybody can explain this interface or the project that it represents to me, I'm listening. 

I'm the second letter H from Genesis 13:5. Something about Lot.

Apparently, my hand is invisible.  Maybe I'm Adam Smith, or some construct of his.

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