"Hiring Bruce Bortin is Obviously the Smartest Thing I Could Possibly Do"

"Hiring Bruce Bortin is Obviously the Smartest Thing I Could Possibly Do"

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Looking for a job in a law office.

Big thanks to the stars:

Tom Drohan

Cathy Mosbrucker

Lynne-Rachel Altman

Daniel Reilly

Alex Green

Friends Brave and True.

New Rug

New Rug, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Balisht from Pakistan by Afghans. 36" x 37"

Sweet tight knot weave.

Bad Tannenbaum

Bad Tannenbaum, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Alice St. between 14th & 17th
Oakland

Why, at 2:30pm, the Bed Remains Unmade

Why, at 2:30pm, the Bed Remains Unmade, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Cute Kitties!

Library Stamp Sheet

Library Stamp Sheet, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Nice composition

Thanks, Johnathan

Thanks, Johnathan, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

What a sweetheart he is!

Jew Lie Detail

JewLieDetail, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

...the guy who kept tagging/destroying my pieces at Gallerie Bortino back in 2002

BornAgain

BornAgain, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

...this guy.

Biro on Traffic cone

Biro on Traffic cone, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

I've been wondering what happened to this guy.

14th & Harrison, Oakland

Asphalt Shorts

Asphalt Shorts, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

~20th & Broadway, Oakland

Party in a Styrofoam Cup!

Party in a Styrofoam Cup!, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

...if used latex gloves are your idea of a good time...

Jasckson Lake Apartments, Oakland, CA

Romanesque Broccoli

Romanesque Broccoli, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Fascinating structure. Kind of afraid to eat it, though.

Hire Me

Hire Me

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I'm looking for a job. In a law office. I figure I've been helping my friends out with my mad copy editing skillz for about a decade now, why not get some beaucoup benefits?

So in addition to my straight resume, I'm working on a movie. Here's a quick slash at one segment.

Chinatown Truck Deluge

Chinatown Truck Deluge

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Chinatown this morning. A fish truck was parked for deliveries on 8th St. Water from the fish tanks had sloshed out and was cascading over the tires. I thought it was pretty, and slowing it down to one-quarter speed makes it even prettier.

Skein Scan

Skein Scan, originally uploaded by dumbeast.

Bought some yarn today, then encountered a scanner.